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A Year in the Life of C. Warrington

or The Year In Review: One Snark At A Time

Created on 2007-07-08 10:10:40 (#13332238), last updated 2008-01-15

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Name:	C. Warrington

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Cassius Warrington - Overlord of 10000 Minions

Biography

I'm Cassius Warrington. That's just Cassius to you lot, not Cass ~~and certainly not Cassie either!~~. Mind I'm sure some of you have choice nicknames for me. Though I hope this year those of you who have, shall we say, questionable nicknames for me, I hope you can manage to come up with something better than git, because it gets old really fast. However incorrect the statement might be, at least Mr Thomas' "that big bloke from Slytherin who looks like a sloth" description of my person was creative.

Yes, I'm Head Boy. ~~Rumours abound that Dumbledore may have been 'experimenting' when he came to this decision, but that's beside the point.~~ This means that you shouldn't do stupid things in front of me. Or you may. And then I'll laugh before, while, and after dobbing you in. This also means that I may or may not help you if you need help, a fact that depends on your attitude, the seriousness of the situation, and whether I feel like it or not. This ALSO means that I will be ~~naffing off and antagonising~~ working with the lovely Miss Fawcett, a serene and helpful individual ~~whose temper just went out the window since I indirectly referred to her name ha ha ha~~. This does NOT mean, however, that I am the answer book of Hogwarts, that I slept with members of the staff to get said position, or that I am generally a fluffy and affable individual whose pastimes include running barefoot through flowery meadows and writing love poetry. Keep that in mind for both our sakes.

Yes, the tall, gorgeous blonde you may or may not have seen speaking to me in the hallways is my cousin, Susannah. One of very very few people in the school-- nay, the world-- who is more attractive than me. No, you are NOT allowed to think or speak of her attractiveness level. Yes, I WILL take points for that. No, that's not unfair, that's being sensible, because this school is populated by horny prats who should not be encouraged. And yes, she CAN take care of herself, I made sure of it (~~no girly slapping from any female relative of MINE, thank you. I made sure of THAT years ago~~). End of the matter. Does anyone know of any unplottable convents around here, out of curiosity?

There is one small, adorable girl in first-year who is similarly off-limits not only to pratty boys, but general bullying. Head Boy or not, I absolutely WILL look the other way when she inevitably retaliates. After I pound you for picking on my little sister, because that's my job.

I don't know why the small chirpy Gryffindor follows me around asking questions about Divination, either. Everyone knows that whatever I predicted for Trelawney's benefit, I'm not ACTUALLY going to be swept up by a mis-enchanted magic carpet and thrown into the thick of a tropical hurricane and washed ashore onto a cannibal island and roasted over an open fire.

SLYTHERIN
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Disclaimer and Miscellaneous Information

This RPG character is taken from the Harry Potter series created and owned by JK Rowling (ie. it's not really C. Warrington). Neither is it Penn Badgley, the actor in the icons/graphics. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.

Credit must go to Thalia (

maniacalmuse) for the inspiration of Cassius Warrington, his name, family and mannerisms, amongst a few other things.

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